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S.T.D
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
4:10 PM
Guys please help me. Im so sick. I think i'll be having this disease for lifetime. Im suffering from S.T.D. Im waiting for my Dr. to check me up, you know him? of course you do , He is Dr. Carlisle Cullen. I was diagnosed with S.T.D. last September ( the day i started reading Twilight ). And now, Dr Carlisle officially told me that there is a cure but it will be cruicial and very painful. According to him my disease is very rare that only Twilighter's can acquire, Severe Twilight Disease... The facts below are the test that was asked by Dr. Cullen, after the test, "Olivia Marie", im so sorry but the only cure is Edward Cullen's Venom.( http://www.twilightsagag.com/ )
You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...
1. You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward! 2. You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. 3.You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. 4.You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each! 5.You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news. 6.You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight or New Moon. 7.You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas. 8. When you see a box labeled "Forks" at a restaurant you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there. 9. Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you. 10. You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. 11. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward does. 12. You watch the show Moonlight and imagine Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward. Submitted by fans: You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... 13. You get so excited when you see somebody else reading it, you have to talk to them even if you don't know them 14. Almost every conversation you have with your friends leads back to the ever lasting Edward vs Jacob debate 15. You get so mad at Edward for not just changing her into a vampire already you slam the book shut and throw it on the ground 16. You then have to pick it up again seconds later, just to finish the epilogue 17. Your friend finally decided to read it, just so she could keep up with the conversations 18. Your guy friend hasn't read the books but has heard you talk about Edward Cullen so much, he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series 19. You got so mad when your mom's friend didn't return the book right away after you lent it to her, you had to go get it from the library 20. Your mom calls Edward Anthony and you wont speak to her for 3 days (actually true) 21. You have and entire notebook for the Twilight series (I have one, complete with playlist, quotes, fan art, and fan fiction) 22. You have categorized your friends into Twilight characters, replacing everyone but Edward (Face it: No one but Edward can be like Edward) 25. Your favorite font on your computer is Edwardian Script 26. You go to a relative’s house for the holidays, only to refuse to socialize until you have finished the book in the series you are on 27. You stop asking to go to the beach on vacation, and instead ask to visit Denli to look for Tanya and the Cullens 28. You ask your boyfriend to dye his hair “bronze”29. When you get all freaked and worked up cause your substitutes name is Mrs. Cullen and wonder is she has a son or relative named Edward. 30. When you dec your myspace out in Twilight stuff and quotes! 31. Your parents make you angry by trying to change Edward's name to Eddy or the Edmister 32. Your science teacher knows your boyfriend is giving you Eclipse for your birthday 33. While waiting for your boyfriend to give you Eclipse for your birthday, you cheated and went to the school book fair multiple times to read it and got to page 147. 34. You don't talk at lunch because you are too busy reading. 45. The back of your notebook cover is absolutely covered in quotes from Twilight and you are upset because you cannot continue on the inside of the cover because the pencil won't show up 46. You no longer sleep on a normal pillow, but on one that has arms because it sort of feels like Edward holding you 47. On the back of your music for chorus, you create acrostic poems for Edward Cullen Your friend (who hasn't read the books) knows enough about Edward that when you are stuck for the second "D" she gives you the word dangerous. 48. When playing luck games or games with dice, before rolling or spinning you say " I am betting on Alice." 49. You have a eclipse poster, a flower a red ribbon, and a drawing of Edward and Bella taped to the side of your dresser. 50. You and your friend fantasize about being vampires 51. While reading, you constantly look at your picture of Edward 52. When you are in your room, you wake up your computer so you can look at your wallpaper 53. On the bus, you are known for being capable of reading 2 pages of Eclipse in 1 minute, then being able to complete the sentence off the pages. It doesn't bother you in the slightest that on the bus everyone calls you the book freak. You are proud of the title 54. Someone asks you what you want for Christmas and you reply, "Edward Cullen please!" 55. You're in the car and stare out the window looking for a silver Volvo or an old red truck (maybe even a yellow Porsche) 56. You write Twilight quotes all over your notebook 57. You describe Edward, Jasper, and Emmett to your cousins and ask them which one they would actually date ( I didn't tell them it was from Twilight though) 58. Your cousins ask you to describe what your 'dream date' looks like in you mind you describe Edward and then add that Edward isn't your dream date, he's your future husband 59. You and your also obsessed friend talk about how hot Edward is so much that a boy in your class hears and asks who Edward is and you reply "He's only the hottest man on earth" then add "Well, not exactly, but he is very close" trying not to say that Edward is a vampire. 60. You're saving money so you can take all your friends to see the movie61. You still think Twilight is real 62. You let your Lit. teacher borrow your copy of Twilight Saga - haha not just my lit teacher but my Clinical Instructors with "S"63. Everyone in school knows that you'll let them borrow your copy of the books 64. You win the argument by saying that since you're a veggitarian you only have to right to be in love with other veggitarians 65. You make fun of people because they haven't read the book 66. You're driving around, distracted from thinking about Edward, run a red light and get side swiped. 67. When your screen-name has something to do with Twilight. 68. You and your friends favorite quote is "I do love me some Edward!" 69. You check this list every day to see if new things were added. 70. You then decide to try to get rid of your obsession and find it IMPOSSIBLE. 71. You act out the parts in the book as you're reading it for the fifty millionth time. 72. You are very angry that you can't hardcover books so you can hi-light, like, every single line. 73. You are planning on filling your new iPod with the playlists on StephenieMeyer.com, Debussy, and Linkin Park. 74. You want to break Jacob Black's jaw. 75. You pass out with excitement when someone announces that Stephenie Meyer will be in town. 76. When you notice a canary yellow Porsche, which make happens to be a 911 turbo you go into hysterics and the people in the car with you just stare at you.
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